Tomorrow is my big winter race—the Hypothermic Half at Fort Whyte Alive! I’ve run in handful of races before, but never in the winter. I’m wondering how tomorrow’s experience will be different. Based on previous races, this is how my half marathons usually pan out. Do you see any similarities with your own experiences?
Sara’s thought process per Kilometre:
1 – Okay, feeling good.
2 – Am I tired already? This can’t be good.
3 – Yep, I’m already out of breath.
4 – Great, I have to pee.
5 – Alright, finding my stride.
6 – Would it be acceptable to walk yet?
7 – One third done. Really? Only a third??
8 – Think happy thoughts. This really isn’t so bad.
9 – I’m almost at 10 kilometres!
10 – Just about half done! You know, 10 kilometres is just the perfect amount. I’d love to stop now.
11 – Well at least my feet don’t hurt yet.
12 – Okay my feet hurt a bit now.
13 – I haven’t seen a water stand in freaking forever… oh there’s one up ahead!
14 – My playlist sucks.
15 – Someone’s handing out Freezies! Thank you!
16 – I am officially dying.
17 – I don’t care, I’m walking.
18 – Hmm the faster I run, the faster I’ll be able to finish this nightmare. Let’s see if I can muster up a second wind.
19 – Well that was short lived. Run a bit, walk a bit, run a bit, walk a bit.
20 – Home stretch! I’m never running again!
21 – Whoever marked this course is a dirty liar because this last kilometre is sooo not a kilometre. I give up. Fine, I’ll keep going.
Finish – Thank you very much I’m fabulous and so very athletic. Now where’s the snacks and why are they so far away??